Like some really nasty fart that just won’t go away, Bethnal Green Celtic have risen from the dead, have brushed the dandruff of problems off their shoulders and are back on the international footballing stage.
While the footballing world is still reeling from our sudden withdrawal from the Ilford & District football league, various people have been working away behind the scenes to put a rescue package on the table for incumbent chairman Wayne Saliba.
While we don’t really want to go into details of what money was passed around, we can inform you that the offers ranged from £1.50 right through to a fucking proper good hiding behind the changing rooms.
The club is now in the hands of a mystery Arab billionaire owner who has decided to remain in the shadows and has installed Dean Saliba as the man to run the club on his behalf. Sources close to the situation say that the weekly offer of half a pint of London Pride, and a brief snog with one of the Sheik’s horses, was just to good an opportunity for Dean to pass up.
We’ll have more on this story as it develops.